Made to measure service

A friend went to a funeral yesterday in a crematorium. She went expecting the traditional funeral set up and was a bit taken by surprise. "I thought, he's a funny vicar" she said. Then she realized the man hosting the service wasn't a vicar at all, but a friend of the chap who had died. She was taken completely by surprise. "I had no idea you could do what you liked and you can just hire the facilities." She said the funeral was very appropriate and incredibly personal and not at all religious.